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i love it!! humans

rain

Dearest diary (?)

To be the god of humans, you'd imagine their technology would come much easier to me. But I'm left astounded by this realm they've created. Without harnessing any of their true potential, they can make reality whatever they please beyond they screens. No one is the wiser. Perhaps I should take a page out of their book!

i can finally express myself!

gamble

its not often that i get cute vistors!!

this is okay

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I'd hold your hand

It's been a long time, old pal. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about you. But you know how it is- only briefly, only momentarily. The humans have made sure of that. Just out of reach, just like old times. I miss you, but I cannot mourn you.